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Hey do you like putting stuff in your ears?
Things like Q-tips and your fingers?
Do you like keyboard songs that go on for an like an hour?

WELL THEN CRAM THIS IN YOUR EAR HOLES!

NEW AND IMPROVED! 58 minute long song!
(It's new and improved so you know it must be good!)

It's 58 minutes long and it's FREE TO LISTEN! That's right!

FREE TO LISTEN TO!

Now I know what your saying where prey tell do I get this mythical song of epic proportions? Well I'll tell you what you do you just go to the band camp page located here :

https://mrmalfunction.bandcamp.com/releases

And you just click on the play button!

But wait just because I like your face if you act right now I'll let you download it for free from my SoundCloud page located here :

https://soundcloud.com/mr-malfunction

Wait a second what's that your saying? The 58 minute song isn't long enough!? Well if you and 9,999,999 of your closest personal friends buy a copy of it for $1.00! That's right ONLY $1.00! Then you get a brand new 59 minute album! What's that you say? You don't have 9,999,999 friends? Well that's ok because if you buy one and then you get one of your friends to buy one and then he gets 2 friends to buy one and they get 2 friends and those guys get 9 friends that's like 347 people right there! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity that you cannot pass up!

Order today!
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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